Chapter 1: Bitches be Family, Yo!
I slid out of my mother’s womb and it was great… and hot. Really hot… so hot infact I’m hard right now. so hot you could cook eggs on it. so hot i could melt my junk spoon on it. So goddamn hot. I digress my young life with my mother was a sex haze. She always told my i had a major Oedipus Complex (whatever that means…). My simese twin has an incredible disdain for my Oedipus Complex. Mom… mom… MOM! Where the fuck is my water lite?… mom… goddamit… Oh right she’s dead. Or at least that’s what my bitch of a grandmother said to me at the funeral. I hate My Family they are a bunch OF Fuckers, Mother Fuckers infact, ok I guess Im the only one but they are bitches. A bunch of bitches. whatever Fuck’em. Goddamn bitches.
Chapter 2: Sarden
I started smoking sarden when i was in the 6th grade, my gym teacher gave it to me. She would be hot if she didn’t have those fake as fuck plastic tits… well, one of the was fake… The other was real, lopsided, saggy and sexy as my mother. She only had the money for one implant. That’s why I like my women like my coffee… Rich… white… and with a whole lotta pubes. Like a giant jungle… takes me beck to the good ole days of nam… as well as my time in the womb, which are both the one and the same the more i think about it.. Hell sometimes I think they are the same, man. Aristotle once said “The female cat is particularly lecherous and wheedles the male on to sexual commerce.” Well he could go fuck himself with his stone tablet because my mom is not a slut… NOT A SLUT… even if she blew over 50 guys… and goes from mall to mall Fucking every alcoholic santa during Christmas. Oh hi pickle, how are you today… Well fuck you too.
Pickle and me go way back to far back actually, so far back it’s hard to forget. So far back that we rotated the earth about two times now. Very nice. So far back that I know which came first the Chicken or the egg, and its the chicken. No, it’s the egg. No it’s the Goddamn chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE EGG YOU COCK. You’re a cock you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!How Many Times do I Have to say this IT’s the Fucking EGG You Cunt Muncher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s it I’m going to Start Fucking your mom even harder I’m talking full bondage St. Andrews cross and everything!!!!! THAT’S MY JOB, NOT YOURS!!! Man, I Love ball gags they turn me on so much, probably because I hate to hear women talk. They women are so annoying. Though I do love the muffled screams they make when they are penetrated with foreign objects. Like railroad spikes, road cones, or other lovely object with phallic qualities. My faveorite phallic images always involve pain. And shame. But mostly pain and a rarestrain of bird herpys.
Chapter 3: Samson’s Brief Case
Mr. Dodododo walked into the office and found the brief case. Samson’s brief case. It was filled with sarden. Mr. Dodododo was a sarden fiend and started to sweat just being in the room. He opened the brief case hoping to find some sarden, but it was only Samson himself.
Scared out of his mind Mr. Dodododo pulled a switch blade. “This is it!” shouted Mr. Dodododo “I’m about to fuck you up if you don’t give me some answers!”
“What answers? I don’t have any answers for you… you fuck!” said Samson, hiding in his brief case trembling in fear. Mr. Dodododo, a skilled fighter and matador, lunged at Samson, his blade missing him by centimeters. Not inches, centimeters, because fuck imperial measurements, metric is better. Samson jumped out of his brief case and stripped off his clothes, running into the night.
Chapter 4
Don’t get me started on my raging T Girl boners. Fuckin hell I love T Girls, even if their tits are plastic. That’s the only thing holding me back from fucking Roxy, her tits are too fake. Though I’d ravage her asshole anytime 😉 Roxy please call me, my number is (666) 555-7777.
Ch. 5
Samson walked towards the general store and saw a strange man.
Ch. 6
I see this guy… he’s in the store… Holding his cock in one hand, pimento cheese in the other. He’s rubbing the cheese all over his cock, staring at the fat woman working at the deli counter. The man’s eyes widen up more and a mixture of seman and cheese shot all over the floor. “Oh god” he screeched. God damn that is so hot… I wish he would plop that cheesy cum allover my face while wearing a mask of my mom’s face while saying “Dinner’s ready!”. “what am I sayng this is crazy, I need some more LSD?” So I went up to the clerk and asked for some LSD. “Yo bitch, where’s my illegal postage stamps?”
“They all be up my butt and shit, you wanna get in some of dat.” I almost said no, but I couldn’t resist that fine dimply fat ass. I slowly inhaled the tabs out of her ass. I was in between flacid and raging hard. My dad always told me “Son, whether youre at quarter mast, half mast, or full mast, you’re still hard. and you must never waste a boner… ever!” So I then put my hand in my pants and jerked off like my life depended on it… well, it did, bet we’ll get to that later.
Once I was harder I whiped my cock out and jammed it in her pussy. It was dry and stitchy, still not the worst set I’ve ever had. I was all over that bitch, like flies swarming over a spent condom on the sidewalk on a boiling hot summer day. My god I’m so fucking hard… Ugggghhhhooooooooohhhhhhhhffpppphhh. I then kicked her behind the knee and she yelped. She fell to her knees and I exploded my hard, white, thick load all over her face. She hit her head on the brick wall, splitting her head open and spilling her brains out onto the floor. I grabbed her brains and soaked myself with her fluids.
Chapter 7
Suddenly he went flacid. “Oh god why?!” he said. He saw that he ran out of fluids to rub on his cock, so he ran out through the window and bolted out into the streets. His face drenched in sweat and seman oh god, he realized that his seman was coming out of his skin. So he got his trusty junk spoon and scooped the seman out of his skin and dripped it on the street. Caligula fell to his knees and licked it up.
“Holy fuckin hell!” he shouted, “This shit is goddamn gross!” but he ate it all up anyways. He needed the protien. And the sticky sensations on his face. But mostly the protien. The street lights beat down on him, as he beat off. Samson saw Caligula jerking off under the street lights. “So, I see you are enjoying yourself over there.” Caligula was shocked that he was caught, but that only made his penis harder.
Samson corresed Caligula’s balls. He moaned and moaned, but that was only the beginning of samson’s ungodly handjob. Jizz shot on to the cold concrete and Samson kneeled down and licked it up. “Jesus fuck, this is nasty…” but he licked it up anyway. Caligula’s cum is disgusting. Holy jesus anal is great.
Chapter 8
Sometimes, Caligula gets the urge to slab peanut butter all over his cock and have his dog lick it all up, making him cum in the process. Unfortanately he is allergic to dog seman. That’s why he always wears a full body suit made out of latex, complete with platform heels and a vintage WWI era gas mask caked with dried cum. I hate women and I wish they couldn’t speak. Especially feminists, because nobody enjoys the company of turd gobblers. Bunch of goddamn child predators. Every femanazi should be slaughtered.
Chapter 9: Samson’s Struggle
Samson always loathed women ever since he was 5. Whenever he gets the chance, Samson always professes his hate for women’s rights and feminists. Samson also hates the bush. Both George and the women’s bush, I can see why. He tries to jizz in the bush and he can’t lick it out. Pubes and jizz feeling his mouth he started to sob in her pube.
Chapter 10
Caligula sold meth to school-children and molested the dog and the cat. I love cocks in my ass. Huge cocks in my mouth, dripping from his penis-like-appendages into my mouth.
Chapter 11
The sexiness of my father has not been stated yet. He was so hot that his luscious moustache would make me cum freehand and make me orgasm for hours at a time, sometimes days. Fuck i’m so hard. He raped me everyday for years. Hell, it’s not really rape if you like it. And I liked it, alot. So did he; in fact, he initiated it. I have a rape fetish. And an oedipus complex, which I don’t think i have elaborated on enough. Seriously, fucking my mom is great. Almost as good as banging my grandma in her loose, floppy meat curtains. They hang down five inches. fuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkk I’m Cumming…… I Love GIVING MY GRANDMA A CREAME PIE!!! Especially when she’s strung up on an st. andrews cross with a road cone up her ass. SOMETIMES I FUCK THE ROAD CONE.
Chapter 12
My orgasms never stop, ever. Though they are becoming more and more unsatisfying. I hate cumming now. Though I love seeing other people cum. I enjoy other people cum more than I. In fact, seeing other people cum arouses me to the point of me climaxing in my pants, which I fucking hate. What I hate more than that is cumin and shitting at the same time. It ruins shitting for me. Just like heroin, even though I love speedballing. DJ’s dress gives me a hard on. It gives Samson one also, even if he’s only 3 inches hard. Samson never can satisfy me
Chapter 16
Humans aren’t the only animals that love anal; in fact, Giraffes love anal too. Giraffes are anal machines, ROBOTIC THRUSTS. I really enjoy seeing them do the ol’ in and out on me… and my mom, who introduced me to Giraffe ANAL!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 9 ½
Heraldo’s cock is 9 ½ short.
Chapter 14 ½
I have a 14 ½ inch cock more like 14 ½ millimeter cock. INCHES! MILIMETERS!!! YARDS! 14 ½ yards of flaccid cock. In me ass! I knew it! Your Boy! WELL SO ARE YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE ME.
Chapter 20
ANAL
Chapter 1
My asshole hurts from excessive anal. So does my mom’s ass from those giant milk enemas. One sunday my mom came home from the whore house, she looked so hot that my penis was already eric, she walked in covered in glitter, seman and holding a jug of milk, her jugs hanging out, of her long saggy five inch flaps, flapping uncontrollably. I mean, holy shit, that makes me so hard, I think I might cum uuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhpppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffffffffffffff, I didn’t cum. I came to a picture of me mums cunt stains, they are hot, wet, smelly stains. Just like mine, exept sexier, way sexier, Antitum was sexy, but not as sexy as the holocaust, the catholics aren’t sexy, exept for these nuns with their tight wrinkly asses and their lesbian desires, especially when they finger the chior girls during mass, hot, hot, hot, hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot, so goddamn hot that it’s hot, and that’s fuckin hot, man sometimes I have a craving for cold men and young boys.
Chapter 1/5
Yo I have dominion over your ass.
Chapter 2 and a half men
Two and a half.
Chapter 3
men is the worst show ever
Chapter 4
Charlie Sheen is a great role model. My kids look up to him and want to be just like him when he grows up… or at least get a crippling cocaine addiction… Fuck I love cocaine. COKE is more than a drug, it’s a way to drink orange juice. It’s a way for a proper wasp to live his life. An italian stalion is my choice for a man. Especially if he’s packing a stiff two inter. HAHA. It makes me look way bigger down there. I didn’t write anything. Neither did your mom. Nice. My mom wrote about your mom. I like the duck you made soon. I’d like to suck the duck in my truck for a buck because I don’t give a fuck, I hate Baz Gayman. So do I, he sucks ducks and cocks. By a new mercadies. with my welfare monies baybeeeeeeeeee. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS. those enemas are coming back with a vengeance.
Chapter 666.1
I remember my favorite blanket as a child, blue, warm, fuzzy and mind bending. It was soaked with dried blood and semen and it was so hot It makes me want to orgasm out of my gaping asshole. My aunt married a glory hole operator, they were married for five years. The later divorced after she caught the glory hole man jerking off to pictures of brightly colored furniture. Drinking out if another mans ass, pouring down the back of his throat.
Chapter 14: Samson Goes to a Mail Strip Club
Samson walked down the street, eating his candy bar, a snickers. A tall dark skinned man with a purple paisley shirt walks out of the shadows approaching Samson. “Would you like to buy some Sarden™?” Samson’s mouth began to water, his seman oozed out of his cock. “Yes!!!” he shouted, “and I’ll suck you off for it too.” Samson dropped to his knees and knelt forward towards the man. He unzipped his pants and a huge cock fell out, foreskin still on. Samson took it in his hands and peeled back the foreskin, spitting on it to lube the stiff cock up. The phallus slid into Samson’s accepting mouth and he moaned, he loved the taste of it. As he sucked the hard cock, he became aroused himself, his cock throbbing against his blood stained jeans. The dark skinned man started to yell with extasy as his hot, salty, sweet semen exploded into Samson’s throat sliding all the way down his gullet. Samson didn’t stop sucking he slobbered over and caressing the dark skinned man’s balls in his hands, jerking him off all at the same time. The dark skinned man held Samson’s head and thrusted his cock down his throat and let out a burst of his hot, salty semen. They both collapsed on the ground sweaty. The cold concrete stung their warm bodies. They laid together in the trash for an hour, the pink moon beating down on them, while they beat each other off. Eventually, they got up and went down to the mail strip club.
Chapter whatever
Chapter 9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999: Caligula has sex with a woman not related to him (shocker)
Caligula went down to the mail strip club to meet up with samson. He called Caligula because he needed help. Mental help. So he went there and saw Samson sucking off a dark skinned man. “Samson, what the fuck are you doing?” “mmm… mumps” Samson moaned with a 30 inch cock in his throat. “I got us a man to enjoy!” shouted Samson with a high pitched moan. Caligula walked over and stood by the dark skinned man and started kissing him. Caligula dropped his pants revealing his hard, veiny cock. Just reading this makes me want to orgasm out of my skin. Anyway, the dark skinned man got excited “Aww sheet, i love me some white meat!” and he then gave Caligula the sloppiest blowjob he ever had. Another man held a martini glass under him to catch the saliva and Caligula drank it.
Chapter 1: Fried Chicken
I love fried chicken. It’s the only food that bears a striking resemblance to my burn victems. I usually eat my burn victims after I burn and murder them. But sometimes I don’t do it in that order.
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Chapter -5
That dude from dateline looks like a toad. What a choad.
Chapter -9…………………Million
I wanted a shitzu, not you.
Chapter 30.: Drinking grape nehi from a tiki torch
It’s my favorite drink, especially when it’s from my man’s asshole. I especially love my mom’s flavors, even if she’s black. Asian anal aces is my favorite porno. I also love cream of wheat; it never fails at giving me an orgasm, which I hate so damn much.
Chapter B
What the fuck man where’s my coke… WHERE’S MY COKE????
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Chapter: Coke
I am a huge coke head. Just like my hero Erect Clapton. The semen demon. He’s almost as good as my father… THE FROG MAN IS AFTER ME. Save me Samson!!!!!! I need your delicious dick sauce! I’ve gone off the rails.
Chapter: 12
I after I I fell into the frog man: Mr. Dodododo had the sex with the frog man and age him a big stuffy with his big _/\_ vagina Feminists are the worst they are mad because they can’t get the D because they are bitches and motherfuckers with goddamn daddy problems I hope they die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die . Whats with all these asians at my local bar goddamn squint eyes trying to ruin the vibe fuck I hate them the goddamn assholes trying to sprad their yellow fever holy shit goddamn they should fuck off to their rightful place! I hope we nuke all of asia tonight but not at 7 because wheel of fourtune is on tonite followed by jeopardy. Fuck that makes me so horny. I wish Alex Trabeck and Pat Saijack would just fuck on camera already.
Wang’s World
One day, Wang and Girth went to Guitar Center and saw a White Fender Stratocaster™ in glass box. Wang reached out out for the guitar until the manager saw him and closed the glass box. “Serious buyers only!” “No! Come on, I gotta play it! I am a serious buyer, I’ll do anything for a Stratocaster… anything!” shouted Wang. “Anything?” asked the manager. “Anything…” The manager unzipped his pants and flipped out his huge 20 inch cock. Wang immediately gave the manager a blowjob and deepthroated the whole goddamned thing. Girth then dropped his pants and plop dout his thick jewish chide and tried to ram it in the manager’s asshole, butt it couldn’t fit. What? Too thick? No hairway, acess denied!“ He then rammed it even harder, but at the manager’s expense. “Noooo, my asshole!” Soon after that, he exploded into a million chunks of flaming foreskins, but not before he pulled out of Wang and caked his face with his thick creamy demon semen “Woah, sexilent!” said Wang as he licked the cum off of his face and guzzled the remains. They then picked up the guitar played Stairway to Heaven and summoned Jimmy Page from his slumber. “Dude, you’re like, from the Beatles or some shit like that…” said Girth as he grabbed his dick and started beating off with both hands “Do you wanna fuck? Just so you know, I have a bleached asshole” asked Wang. Jimmy Page looked at the boys and said “Thank you for the offre, but I must decline, for I must service some young lass back in England, but do not tell anybody… she is only 14 or something but I couldn’t understand her from all the blowing and screaming and shite.” He then walked out of Guitar Center and flew back to England, with a click of his heels and a tweak of his nipples.
Chapter 😦
I’m sad. I wish I could get a girl who wasn’t related to me. I’m tired of fucking my aunt.It would be nice if she got out of that coma, lazy bitch.I hate the disabled. especially when they can’t move. no leg, no peg. i do especially hate sex with the deaf. and the blind, since they cant see me droppin loads all over their face, although i wont have to worry about missing the eyes. Hell, I need a semen frappe My faveorite coffee is Ejaculatte. NICE! I know, rite?
Chapter 36: My Anus is on the News
SPREAD OUT IN THE AIR. touching the sky with my love hole I HAD SEX ON THE GOOD YEAR PIMP. Fuck the jews, they have no g no dick no dick no dick no dick no dick no dick no dick no dick no dick no dick NO DUCK Ducks have giant dicks, which I love…
When I went to the preschool, I was arrested and taken to prison I SAW a giant dark skinned man with A HOT PIECE OF ASS and was a whopping 50″ cocked PRISON BITCH NAMED Wankenstein, but we called him JOEL JHAIM JACK. Did I ever tell you guys that he had a 50″ cock and named it big mac? It’s fuckin hot, super hot and Joel JACK was always hard. A L W A Y S H A R D; 24 hours a day. Joel Jack was hard in the morning, hard in the afternoon, and hard at night… And he never stopped joeling jacking off. THAT’S HOT. He wood always leave the floor sticky and it was so goddamn hot. WE JUST KEEP SAYING STUFF IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
The Book of Samson
The jizz dripped from Samson’s uncircumcised cock as he pulled out of a down on her luck pornstar. He fell on his back exhausted, like A GORILLA AFTER A FIGHT WITH AN ANACONDA. Samson tuned on the tube, some psychedelic butterfly commercial selling Novocaine was on, Samson was interested and pulled off his cock ring, threw on some pants and went down to the drug store. He opened the door, a skinny meth head with a pencil thin mustache worked the counter, a volatile off brand cigarette hung out of his dry droopy mouth. Samson stumbled to the back of the store (He was already drunk from a highly alcoholic candy apple he had eaten earlier). His eyes scanned the beige-lifeless shelves for the Novocaine, he found it. He reached the counter and bought the Novocaine and a pack of menthols. he stuck a menthol in his mouth and flick a match, the flame flares lighting the cigarette, Samson walks home and runs upstairs to find the pornstar gone. he ingests the Novocaine, his stomach is turning, nauseous, he hasn’t ate in 3 days (except for pussy)
The Book of Caligula Part 1
Caligula walked down to the alley to score some sarden to help him come down from a high after doing about ten joints laced with angel dust and an eight ball of coke. He saw the dark skinned man on a corner. ““Hey sexy, you got any of the good shit?” The dark skinned man felt around his trench coat and found the sarden. The good shit. “Sure, but it’ll cost you…”
“How Much? ”About a hundred clams a bag…” “A hundred bucks? Jesus fuck… if I wanted to be shafted, I’d go down to the club down by 666th street and bend over.” said Caligula, kicking a cat in the head, it let out a weak hiss as it bled out into the street. “Hey, its a fair price for some high quality shit.” said the dark skinned man. Caligula and the dark skinned man discussed the deal at length and eventually came upon the agreement… “So is seventy five a good deal or am I jewing you out?” “It’s fair” Said Caligula, paying the dark skinned man in exchange for the sarden. For Caligula, the endless haggling was worth it, for the sarden will go well with his flask of jack Daniels and his eight ball back in his apartment. it will definitely be a night to remember, or to forget.
The Book of Caligula Part 2
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The Book of Mr. Dododododo
Mr. Dododododo lifted the needle to his arm and injected the sweet and rustic sarden into his trembling, pale, track mark ridden arm. He fell onto the pavement into his own paradise, while the townspeople walked on by to get their own fix. Seman dripped from his soft cock, the free hand orgasm was blissful, but the bloodcurdling screams he screeched out was depressing for everyone around, and they turned away crying, their stomachs turned as they puked and contemplated a lonely suicide in the rundown crack motel on 3rd, the windows shut, a monstrous nihilistic scream floods out the bottom of the door as they pierce their necks with a dull rusty knife. Dododododo took the syringe out of his arm and stuck it in the hole or his flaccid penis, sucking as much cum as a man on the edge of overdosing could out, and took the needle out of his cock and stuck it in the vein of his forehead to soar even higher the the sarden ever could, but alas, he flew too high and burned into the sun, like Icarus and many others before him who became little more than ashes on the face of the sun.
The Book Of The Dark Skinned Man
Blood poured from his eyes and dripped down onto his thick veiny cock. A whole 14 inch long cock that would spew out his thick load whenever his name was mentioned. He hung out in dark alleys; selling sarden and getting bjs. His most loyal customer was Caligula, Who Would come to him every week to buy sarden from him in exchange of money and/or blowjobs. He would make Caligula suck down his seman. And sometimes, he would give Caligula a blowjob, or even a rusty trombone, but he would always tell Caligula that his cum was disgusting.
Chapter: Plan B, The Bung-Hole Bug
That felling of the inside your asshole itching, that’s the bung-hole bug. Shit, the good year pimp is on his cycle again. The bung-hole bug lives OFF OF SHIT AND SEMAN. The good year pimp raises his bung-hole bugs in his farm in Idaho… What a pleb. Bung-hole bugs can consume a whole man in a year. Get enough of them, and they could consume an entire family in three years. Its a menacing parasite.
L. Ron. Goldstienberginski
The statue of liberty’s a whore. What a bitch. I made her get a coat hanger abortion. It was so hot I climaxed six times since I wrote this sentence You mind if I hit this rock Sure why not; we could get I HATE KIKES. They are almost as bad as feminists, or the …. blacks (niggers) I am drunker than a nine eyed nigger right now.
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I love banging white women in black face. Especially if they have that flat ass; I love my women with pancakes. I like my women like I like nig coffe weak and white and with a giant dong poking out of it!
SHOT YEAH BITCH
Chapter 33: Fat Black Women
I only like colored women if they are the following:
- fat
- black
- cold
- fully erect
- fat
- black
- have a inverted penis
- prolapsed asshole
- prolapsed personality
- with a plastic bag over her head
- and a tampon in her mouth
Sometimes when I’m fucking them and I’m about to cum, I shout out the word nigger and hold on for dear life while I orgasm. It’s called the bucking nigger bronco. Yee haw.
Chapter 34: Cowboys
Sometimes, I like to dress up as a cowboy and wrangle up overweight mexicans with my lasso and sodomize them on the back of my truck. I also like to scalp them and turn their insides out with a red hot immersion blender. wetbacks are the best when it comes to hah, lizard cocks… do lizards have cocks? Yeah they do ……… jew. prove it; draw one right now on this page!!!
Chapter 35: hemroids
I love hemroids; they have the best taste of all ass pastries.
I HAVE
HEM
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the south will rise again
so will my dick!
L Ron Goldstienberginski
“THAT KIKE”
L Ron Goldstienberginski stole all the money from the orphanage before I could. That goddamn jew and his shini curses; they’re almost as bad as the nnn fuck that they jews are the worst! You know, Hitler had it right! Hitler was a sensitive man; for gods sake he got atlete’s foot! Hitler was an autist, and loved lesbians! He was down with downs syndrome! what a downer! Lather up debbie downer, guess who’s gonna plow you tonite!!
Jesus was a real downer too! It’s like he had stage 4 autism! I bet Jesus hated the jews, just look at the crucifiction; total kike fest ‘33
Chapter 4: Seaman
HWTA THE HELL IS GOING ON
AHHH, NIGGERS!!!
-9/11/15
Caligula's Garden 